When dress-up dolls go horribly wrong...

I find hilariously badly designed dress-up dolls people have made on Dolldivine.com. I upload them.
I make fun of them.
Sorry, what? You lost me at Foucus[sic].

Sorry, what? You lost me at Foucus[sic].

AND SO BEGINS THE TERRIBLE REIGN OF QUEEN GOOGLY-EYES. Honestly I don’t understand why this was necessary, there’s an option to give the dolls red irises and everything.

AND SO BEGINS THE TERRIBLE REIGN OF QUEEN GOOGLY-EYES.

Honestly I don’t understand why this was necessary, there’s an option to give the dolls red irises and everything.

That’s a very stoic sad face she has there. What a trooper.

That’s a very stoic sad face she has there. What a trooper.

“Oh hey look, a dollmaker set in a western medieval fantasy universe! I’M GONNA MAKE NARUTO.”Believe it. Or something.

“Oh hey look, a dollmaker set in a western medieval fantasy universe! I’M GONNA MAKE NARUTO.”

Believe it. Or something.

So this dollmaker’s been out for, what, two days? Already there’s the obligatory scantily-clad harem girls.That being said, the Game of Thrones dollmaker has some pretty neat art, so it’ll be interesting to see exactly how badly some people can fail at it.

So this dollmaker’s been out for, what, two days? Already there’s the obligatory scantily-clad harem girls.

That being said, the Game of Thrones dollmaker has some pretty neat art, so it’ll be interesting to see exactly how badly some people can fail at it.

Anonymous asked: There's a Game of Thrones dollmaker now! I predict much lols.

Indeed, and there seems to be a lot of traffic clogging the site, so it must have been highly anticipated. I’m almost certain that I already spotted an Edward and Bella, but since nothing will load for me, my dear followers may have to wait a while before there are any more jollies.

Revenge is a dish best served with uh… Angels, I guess.

Revenge is a dish best served with uh… Angels, I guess.

Looks like someone else had a shot at the “How ugly can I make one of these dolls look?” game.

Looks like someone else had a shot at the “How ugly can I make one of these dolls look?” game.

This one’s titled “the night of the unecon.” Even though it’s clearly a pegasus, GOSH.

This one’s titled “the night of the unecon.” Even though it’s clearly a pegasus, GOSH.

Allegedly, these are supposed to be the Powerpuff Girls and the Rowdyruff Boys. The question is, why are the girls holding books, and why are they all looking so disgusted if they’re (I assume) voluntarily naked together?

Allegedly, these are supposed to be the Powerpuff Girls and the Rowdyruff Boys. The question is, why are the girls holding books, and why are they all looking so disgusted if they’re (I assume) voluntarily naked together?