…Sorry, you lost me at uh… well, at everything.
You know, if you want to seem deep and thoughtful by explaining your ~symbolism~, you should probably learn how to construct a goddamn sentence.
Whoa, I haven’t been on for a while (I apologize for nothing), but hello to all my new followers! And… old followers, for that matter, I don’t think I’ve said hi to you all before. FOLLOWERS! :D
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“Romeo, Romeo, wherefore dost though have something on thine face right there? Yeah, just— up a little… No, just… here, let me get it.”
I’d be angry too, if someone with grammar that poor was coming onto MY sister.
For little did Prince Marvin know, underneath her mask, her face was naught but a horrid, swollen mess of ball-bearings.
Oh god I…
I think I’m gonna…
BLEHGUHUEGUHEHH
Anonymous asked: How do you find these gems? Some designs are atrocious. Others, not so bad but then the WORDS.
On the Dolldivine site, there’s a “voting” option where it shows you two saved dolls and lets you pick one. There are a lot of mediocre ones, but every now and then, one of these terribad gems shows up. It only takes around half an hour of browsing to find three or four, usually.
A decent amount of submissions also come from my loyal followers. Thanks for all the contributions, guys!
Oh, that’s nice, I guess.
So uh… what’s with the trident?
You might want to get rid of that if you’re gonna be doing a lot of making out.
Bit of a hazard.
Because there’s nothing pregnant women in the Tudor era liked doing better than running around and dancing.
The dude in the back is just portraitbombing.
Jupiter
Jupiter what are you doing to that cat’s butt
JUPITER STOP
